GUMMY X'S & O'S

"Dear Trader Joe's Gummy Xs & Os, How do we love thee? Let us count the ways... Or rather, let us share how we'll never tire of new, seasonal varieties of Trader Joe's Scandinavian Swimmers like you. Scandinavian Tidings were oh so festive, decking our shelves and spreading cheer that only stars, trees, and ornaments can spread. And now, for the day of love, you've come along! How could anyone resist your charms? Your adorable X and O shapes; your pleasantly soft, chewy texture; your adorable packaging... Grapefruit (clear), strawberry (pink), and berry (red) flavors make you especially irresistible. Hugs and kisses are swell, but you, Xs & Os, are sublime. We can't think of a better Valentine to have than you. Although you're incomparable, you're not priceless-in the literal sense of the word. How we show our love is through value: at $2.99 for a 14-ounce pouch, you're sure to be adored by all, for as long as you're around. There may never be a gummy candy as full of love as thee. Yours always, Trader Joe"