Vanilla Flavored Cold Foam Creamer

"With an already impressive roster of coffee creamers in our dairy case (Oat Brown Sugar Creamer, Coconut & Almond Vanilla Creamer, et. al), you might think we would just sit back, rest on our laurels, and phone it in. No way. Instead, our intrepid product developers have decided to foam it in, with the exciting introduction of Trader Joe’s Cold Foam Vanilla Flavored Creamer! This whipped cream-style can dispenses Grade A, kosher Cold Foam made with a combination of pasteurized skim milk and pasteurized cream that’s sweetened with cane sugar and imbued with natural Vanilla flavor. Lighter and airier than whipped cream, it’s not unlike a celebratory crown for your favorite TJ’s Cold Brew or Tropical Dragonfruit Cooler. Chill the can in your fridge, and when you’re ready, shake it well, turn it upside down, and press the nozzle to dispense to your heart’s content."